Something odd is going on with several of our partners and members. Neighbors are whispering. Strangers are gawking. Passersby are staring. What are these ladies up to? Your Ciel reporter was on the scene to get the scoop!
I began by asking partner Emily Andress a few direct questions, but the answers I received were more mysterious than helpful…
What’s that hanging out of your car? “I have no idea what you are talking about…let me say this: my car has never had sticktual relations with anyone.”
What’s this we’re hearing about flashers? “There were no arrests made. These flashers were totally legal.”
Why do people think it’s nesting season in the driveway? “I understand the confusion as we have attracted quite a few birds recently.”
Which of you is in a ‘sticky’ situation? “I like to think of myself not so much as being in a sticky situation, but more as being a connoisseur of the vine.”
After that conversation, I was completely confused. I tried again with partner Laura Hitchcock…
“All I will say is the car and any flashers in question are under surveillance and we are keeping a tight rein on any activity they may or may not be performing. Any nesting goings on, which I cannot confirm or deny, is not to be discussed. “
Well folks, this reporter is now quite suspicious and has her twigs in a bunch. I’ll keep snooping. Stay tuned!
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